The other day,
I was talking to my niece, Bea.

And she told me how she was able to download songs
for her iPod, through iTunes.

I told her that was great,
and I use iTunes too.

So, as a music enthusiast,
I asked her what songs she got.

And there I was,
with fear in my heart,
dreading what she would say might be
one of them teeny-bopper-songs
that plagues the youth today.

She’s Twelve after all.

But to my surprise,
she said,

“Oh I got some songs by Led Zeppelin.”

YES!!!
She’s a Rocker!

She is one of us!

There is Hope in the future!
Thank you oh Gods of Rock!

She’s got the Led!
That is heavy stuff!

Wait a minute.

Listening to Zeppelin?

Maybe I should ask her what she has been smoking.

Yesterday,
we went to the mall,
and we had Tyler run around at the play area with the other kids.

Then while playing,
I saw this one kid shoved Tyler’s face.

It didn’t hurt him,
but I was furious.

I was gonna talk to the kid’s mother,
but when I saw her…
All 300 pounds of her….
I changed my mind, and calmed down.

This woman was gigantinormous!
She actually scared me.
I thought she was a guy.
A big guy.

Note to self:
Screw the Potty training lessons,
It’s time for the kid to learn how to retaliate.

The Kid is half American.
He is entitled to at least 2 basic rights.

1st,
The right to bear arms.

And 2nd,
The right to have that weapon loaded.

Another note to self:
Unhook phone before everybody calls.