This Covid Symptom is so bad it could make a preacher cuss!
Hoping you get well soon, Megan. https://t.co/QQauDdenOz
— Ty Martell (@denofmusic)
May 11, 2022
from twitter.com/denofmusic
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This Covid Symptom is so bad it could make a preacher cuss!
Hoping you get well soon, Megan. https://t.co/QQauDdenOz
— Ty Martell (@denofmusic)
May 11, 2022
from twitter.com/denofmusic
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I prefer calling them ‘Wormtongue’ (3rd Age – Middle Earth): deceitful; words of poison; two-faced; shit stirrer; all around douchebag https://t.co/Q3ySchC2zD
— Ty Martell (@denofmusic)
May 11, 2022
from twitter.com/denofmusic
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Happy Birthday, my dear @poisonvy11 – @ivy_canares !! My Sis from another Ms! All the best… http://bit.ly/1ZER5kl http://pic.twitter.com/tsgsXVw44X
— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 11, 2016
This is the woman who suffered raising Beavis and Butthead here.
I don’t know how she did it.
Come to think of it,
When we were growing up,
Mother’s Day and My Mom’s Birthday,
are the only days my brother and I
would actually try our best
not to kill each other.
So it is a very special day.
Happy Mom’s Day to all you Mother’s out there.
It’s Mother’s day today,
but it’s a sad day for our family.
This song is for you, Kuya Rhey.
The coolest Brother-In-Law one could ever have.
Thank you for always being kind to me.
We’re definitely going to miss you.
Sound Of Silence
Music by – Simon and Garfunkel
Voice and all instruments – Ty Martell
“Eternal rest, grant unto him, Oh Lord.
And Let your perpetual light shine upon him.”
Click here for Lyrics.
Earlier this week,
I went to see this guy who calls himself a Doctor,
who works by the Hospital clinic near where I work.
I had to see him regarding some health issues.
(Mine. Not his.)
Apparently,
his professional diagnosis is
for me to be on this South Beach Diet.
Well, first I thought he wanted me to do this
because I am fat and ugly,
but he actually had a pretty interesting reason behind it.
I think I should concur with him,
even though his medical degree,
is no match for my Masters
in Engineering, Psychology
Philosophy and Gynecology.
So, anyway.
We’ll see how am I going to go through
with this Diet based on the beaches of the south.
Day one
starts NOW!
After I eat this ADOBO!
A special request from my sister, Elizabeth.
All My Life
Music by America.
Voice and All Instruments by – Ty Martell
And,
Bed Of Roses
Music by Bon Jovi
Voice and All Instruments by – Ty Martell
You know,
I rarely do requests.
Because it puts me on the spot,
and it blatantly shows how much I suck.
But I couldn’t say no to my loving Sister.
Because she loves me, and she thinks I am cool.
Well, mainly because I am family
and that really doesn’t leave her any choice.
No matter!
This is actually the first time
I made a Bon Jovi song.
It’s a version from the “Keep The Faith, Asian Tour” CD.
And about the “All My Life” song,
my version will make you cringe and hate the real America.
Either the Band or the Country.
Take your pick.
Anyways,
Hope you like these, Sis.
Love you very much.
Check them out under CHORUS.
We just had a series of bad luck lately.
I swear,
This troll of mine sucks the very joy out of me,
like a freakin’ Dementor.
I have been very happy lately,
so I guess this freakin’ troll feeds on every enjoyment I savour.
I hate it most when this troll attacks the people I love.
It’s the best way to fuel my anger.
Someday, I will face this troll,
and I will rip it’s very essence out.
I will eat it’s very heart,
Spit it out,
and stomp on it like it’s freakin’ dirt.
And then just to piss him off,
I will do it all over again.
/me gives the troll the finger

Happy (first) Mother’s day,
Mommy!!
We love you very much!
Daddy said he has a “small” “BIG” surprise for you later,
after I go to sleep.