May 19,

Tweets from 2012-05-19

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  • Nevermind @Avid. Thanks anyway. #
  • I know you think you're not a good one. But you are. It's tough being a Mom. Happy Mother's Day. #
  • Dear Mom. Sorry about my laundry. And for clogging the toilet. Happy Mother's Day. #imhungry #
  • All this hate and rage inside me is enough to get me a one way ticket to Hell. #seeyouthere #
  • Words to ponder. #quote http://t.co/pDixjhI8 #
  • Watched the first 2 Batman movies. And played Arkham Asylum on PS3. I think I am ready for the third. #
  • "Why do we fall, Bruce? So that we can learn how to pick ourselves up." – Thomas Wayne #Batman #
  • Thanks Mom for surviving the biggest challenge of raising me. http://t.co/eBSiRdpE #
  • I did. It's great! Thanks.
    RT @pandora_radio: "If you're up for an 80's flashback day, make a New Order station!" -@jasflowers #
  • If you want it to rain, just let me know and I'll wash my car. Because even if it's hot as Hades, it will fucking pour once I did. #
  • My point of view. http://t.co/0iMQIp4a #
  • Good lord. This thing just made my car smell like a mixture of moth balls and a urinal puck. #throwingitoutnow http://t.co/009Ujlzg #
  • Where can I get those Shaldan ones without paying ridiculously for shipping? #
  • I don't know about you, but I am gonna get that new #tenaciousd album. #rock #
  • How to use Facebook – is trending on twitter.

    Wait. What? #

  • Speaking of which. I'm gonna have to start cleaning out that account. It's starting to lose its appeal. #
  • Music is my Christian Grey. #
  • I take that back.
    Apple. Apple is my Christian Grey. #domsub #
  • I'm sure they put these years for age verification, just in case the newborns want to check it out. http://t.co/gH7e3t7B #
  • Last night's attempt to make music was frustrating. It's just doesn't sound quite right. Let's try again later ok? #dontgiveupeasily #
  • Is People Magazine's Most beautiful man/woman exclusive only to celebrities? Because I know a lot of beautiful people other than them. #
  • This and Music.

    RT @DizzyBlondeBlog: Love is the only thing I've discovered that takes you from just living to being truly alive 🙂 #

  • You are an adult. "I don't know" and "I don't care" are not answers anymore. #truth #
  • I think I just turned on the "Release- pouring-rain switch" when I stepped out of the building. #soaked #
  • "You are my only one. And that's not even half of what you are to me."
    – [@rivalsons] #bestmusicquote #stuckinmyhead #
  • Today, I pay tribute. #donnasummer #discoqueen http://t.co/53Rhz1rq #

My Teeth Are A Drum Set

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That is actually the title of a Paul Gilbert song.

It came on my iPod today while I was driving
and it made me remember one of my crazy mannerisms.

I always have a tune inside my head,
and I use my teeth to play them out.
I grind them according to the beat I’m thinking of.

It never stops!
My teeth is an instrument I constantly play.

It goes on and off the whole day sometimes without me knowing.
And by the time I notice it, it’s because it has given me a headache.
I’m pretty sure I grind my teeth when I sleep too,
synchronized with my R.E.M. state.

I tried redirecting this by playing the beats through other means.
I whistle.
I hum.
I tap on the desk with my fingers.
I move my feet in a rhythm.
I play with my zipper just like a DJ scratch.
I tried them all.
It doesn’t work.

As much as I love music,
There has got to be an easier and effective way to stop this.

Or else, with all the music I keep on playing in my head,
I’ll end up with no teeth and just a nub.
I don’t know what a Nub is, but it sure sounds like a gummy mouth.

I can’t accept that.
I have to have teeth.
I like to eat corn.

Getting Ready!

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Just got settled in this Orlando Hotel.
I am Canada Bound by tomorrow.

Ahhh. I can already smell the scent of Ottawa.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Oh and the air smells like bacon.

I like bacon.

There should be a law!

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It’s Victoria Day today in Canada.
That holiday pretty much kicks off the start of ‘Summer’ up there.

Even though I live in the States, I should have the day off too.
It’s my right to celebrate and observe that Holiday!

I didn’t pass the Canadian Citizenship test
and swore allegiance to the Queen, Freddie Mercury for nothing!

It should be a freakin’ law!

And while I am at it,
I should also observe all Philippine Holidays too.
That would be awesome!

Now if only I can switch to a religion with the most holidays,
I’ll be all set!

As of this moment, it’s a toss up between,
Scientology or being a Sith Lord.

An open letter to NBC

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First I would like to thank
Captain Daniel Alfredsson,
for the winning overtime goal.

Bring “The CUP” Home, Sirs.

Now,
my letter.

May 19, 2007

Dear NBC scheduling management.

Today was the National Hockey League,
Eastern Conference Final, between the Buffalo Sabres and the Ottawa Senators.

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New Song Request Added

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Heaven
Music by Bryan Adams
All Guitars and Voice by – Ty Martell



Mobile Player here:

A special request from Kristine.
My official Song Manager/Promoter in the Philippines.

Be careful when you see her,
because she will make you listen to my songs
even if she has to hurt you.

You know, it’s amazing when your family appreciates you,
but it’s even better when they love what you do.

So, here’s your request my dear Kristine.
Hope you like it.
Love ya!

(Marilou! Yours is next.)