March 29,

Slapgate

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So, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on National Television at the Oscars the other night and every one on social media went nuts.

It was so crazy we even forgot that there’s a freakin’ war going on and people are dying.

Anyway, I’m not really going to take sides here. I am not an Ethics Expert. I won’t even mention how the Academy handled the situation because we all know they give preference to certain groups.

I just want to state two things.

Listen up, kids. I’m really hoping your parents already taught you these but I’ll say it nevertheless.

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Remember this?

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Hey, hey, hey!

Remember this post? — Aug. 24, 2005

Now check this out.

I was cleaning out the garage, right?
Then I saw this while I was sweeping the floor.

Click for larger image. –>

It’s a freakin’ snakeskin!
Inside the garage!
It freakin shed its skin inside the garage!

Now I have no clue how it got in.
Or if it ever got itself out.
I must have spent the whole day
looking for possible points of entry.

Now isn’t that lovely?
What more can aggravate my paranoia than
finding two serpents in this house.
In less than 7 months!

Maybe it’s a sign.
Maybe it’s a plague.
Maybe the apocalypse is coming.

Oh yeah!
The end of the world is near.

I know this.
I read that in the Bible.

Right after the story when Jesus journeyed through Mount Doom,
to throw the “Horcrux” into the boiling lake of lava
and turned it into wine

See?
I know this stuff.
I am smart.

I am so smart, I am practically retarded!

—–
Now let me share some cool links,
So I can forget about the fact that I am scared of snakes.
And I am in fear for my life.

How will I die quiz ““ quizopolis.com
Hendrix at Woodstock ““ google video (press play)
WW II in color — ww2incolor.com
Be quiet! ““ putfile.com (funny video)

Slow Day

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Things are slow today,
so I’ll guess I’ll just put up some cool links.

Oh, and thanks to a fellow musician, Joel,
for the kind comments about my music.
Check out his site here —> joelmusic.com

Once you see his site and listen to his music,
you’ll see and hear that his site and music is way better than mine.

Then you’ll realize,
why in the world you waste your time here.

Oh and a happy birthday to my cousin Reggie.

Enjoy,

Need help naming your band? —-> bandnamemaker.com
A great consumers advisory —-> my3cents.com
A Parents primer to Computer Slang —-> kidtalk
Stupid computer tricks —-> rulez.org
Google’s language translation engine —-> translate.google
What’s the number one hit song
when you were born? —-> everyhit.com