Man, if I had friends around here,
this day would have been celebrated
with a lot of drinking green beer.
(Color Green optional)

I would love to celebrate this day,
even though there is nothing Irish about me.

The closest thing I am to being Irish,
is my choice of bath soap,
which was purely made in the “springs of Ireland.”

I don’t even know much about St. Patrick,
or anything about his Irish history.
Though I think, he made the plague of snakes go away
to another place,
and the people decided to express their gratitude
by painting the town green,
and alcohol and vomit.
And those who were not wearing green will get pinched.
Particularly around the breast region.

I am not too sure about that, so don’t quote me.

Anyways,

Happy St. Paddy’s day!