Fun Fact: Superman actually got the idea for the kiss curl on his hairstyle from me. He wanted to be the only one who had it so he destroyed all of mine. #truestory
– Thanks to AllanDale for this old time photo.
May 23,
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Where did they find this Biyombo kid? Wow! #CLEvsTOR #WeTheNorth
— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) May 24, 2016
Music Thursday Throwback
Ha!
Look at this guy from 3 years ago.
Trying to make his first Video Song Post.
He’s got no clue on what he’s doing.
What a dork!
You should feel bad for this guy.
Watch this video.
And for your inconvenience,
I promise to pay you back in Candy Crush Lives.
Go! Leave a comment if you want to.
See the rest of the video song posts on my “Youtube Channel.”
Or all the posted songs under “Chorus.”
–Disclaimer:
I may have stopped playing Candy Crush
after I spent $300 playing levels.
Please don’t expect any.
Done
Well, the whole site transition is complete.
And it seems that everything is functional.
This site is currently residing on a new webhost.
The DNS propagation went faster than I expected,
so everything is cool.
The only thing I hate about all of this,
is that everytime I renew my domain, or change hosts,
the spam I get multiplies by the dozen.
Plus, I keep getting these “Delivery Failures Notices”
that says I was sending all these Emails to people I don’t even know.
Which I surely didn’t.
So, if you got an email claiming it was from this domain,
offering you money, free credit,
a mortgage, car loans,
Free porn, free viagara,
or any augmentation of your privates,
or any other offers that promises instant satisfaction,
be assured that it’s not from me.
Do I look like a guy who has all of these?
Okay maybe I receive some emails of
porn, norp, pron, purn,
….uuuhhh… “unmentionables” from some of my friends.
But that’s just because we are all sick.
And we need help.
Enough of that.
Here are some cool links.
Forget all the other links here. Click this.
You’ll thank me later. —-> allaboutbeer
Am I the only one addicted
to this google feature? —-> maps.google.com
100 top voices in movies —-> filmcritic
100 top movies of all time —-> time.com/completelist
Is it wrong for me to root for Darth? —-> StarWars Hell
Okay, that’s it for now.
I am going to read that first link.
Adios!
Allergies?
Yesterday for lunch,
Tracy and I tried to make some home made shrimp tempura.
See, if you hang out with my family,
you would learn that “Seafood” to us is not just a delicacy.
It’s a freakin’ addiction.
And I’ll be the first one to admit.
I’ll trade in my left leg for a lobster,
my other leg for crabs and mussels,
and my left nut for sushi.
(I would give my arm but I need them to pry open the lobsters.)
Anyway,
Back to my tempura,
Tracy was deep frying every one of them,
but the shrimps never make it to the dining table.
Since, like any other seafood loving guy,
(or any food loving guy for that matter)
I jump on them as soon as it comes out of the frier.
“MMMmmmmmmmm……
I Heart Tempuras!”
But to my surprise,
Something went terribly wrong.
I started having “Welps” on my face.
And I mean welps like you’re looking at my face is like
looking at the World Atlas.
You could easily mistake the Gigantinormous shape right below my left eye
as the African continent,
(okay maybe not that big, I just wanted to use the word “gigantinormous”)
then draw a line SouthWest of my nose,
and you’ll hit South America,
While Canada and Greenland is starting to blur my vision
for it is just beside my freakin’ eyelid.
And my whole face feels hot.
Very hot.
Allergic reaction?
Unbelievable!
I have been consuming hordes of ocean marine life
since I was a little kid.
And I can outlast most of my family at all-you-can-eat seafood restaurants.
This can not be right!
This can not be!
I guess some people just develop new allergy reactions as they grow old.
First Beer, then this?
Not good.
Not good at all.
This is soooooooo Bad News!!!
Well, at least I’ve got some good news.
I just saved a load of money on my insurance,
just by switching to Geico.
Well, no. Not really.
But that would have been cool.
And a nice ending for this crap.
PS —
The plate of leftover tempura shrimp is still in our fridge.
And it’s calling my name like I owe it child support.
Oh God, Help me!!!!
