March 31,

denofmusic tweets

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from twitter.com/denofmusic
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denofmusic tweets

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from twitter.com/denofmusic
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-01

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  • "There must be some kind of way out of here."
    – [Jimi Hendrix] #
  • "The best way to get rid of a pest is to ignore it."
    – Mr. Holland's Opus

    //and that's why I'm not replying to a tweet. #notworthit #

  • A warning inside our churchyard gates, makes you want to pray harder.
    http://t.co/PtdI1xC #
  • “@Guitar_Coach: Steve Vai enters the Guinness Book Of World Records http://t.co/02LrQAd”

    cc: @stevevai #

  • Putting @vitaminrecords as a station on my @pandora_radio opened my mind into more awesome music! #magicaltunes #

New Song Added

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Down To Mexico
Music By Paul Gilbert
Voice and Guitars covered by – Ty Martell



Mobile Player here:

“If my situation gets out of control,
I could run down to Mexico..”

Wouldn’t that be great?

Don’t you wish you could just run away,
when things just aren’t going right?

And no one else with you.
Just you and the ones you love.
And that’s it.

Mexico would be great.
Or Europe,
Or Boracay.

But I can’t go to these places,
that’s why I played this song,
to release my frustrations.

Maybe I’ll go to WalMart.
That’ll make me feel better.

Then I’ll have some sorbetes.

My April fools.

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So I was talking to some old friends yesterday,
and since I haven’t seen them in so long,
I asked how everybody was.

Then one of them told me,

“Hey, Ty, they were talking about you the other day,
and they were making fun of you.”

I said, “About what?”

“Well”, my friend said.
“They were wondering if your current hairstyle, is just the new fashion,
or you are so losing your hair.”

I answered,
“Well, it’s nice to know that everyone wants to know how I am doing,
instead of discerning my appearance.”

For those of you who don’t know,
We Filipinos have a wicked obsession about appearances.
Ours, and most importantly, others.

We are cleverly quick in noticing, how much weight people gain,
how thin can people be, how much acne you have on your face,
how many distracting moles you have, the shape of your nose,
how big your house is, how much money you make, your new shirt,
your shiny shoes, what you drive, and how you smell.

That’s just how we are.

Screw your feelings!
I don’t like the way you look.
I will point at you and laugh.
Then I will spread rumours about you,
on how much you are not liked.
Not by me, but a friend of a friend who knows you.

So anyways, back to my story.
My friend answered back,
“Aww come on Ty!
You know we’re just joking.”

I said,
“Oh don’t worry about it.
I understand.
Ever since the “Chemo”, it never really grew back.”

“Chemo? What Chemo?”, my friend asked.

I said,
“Hey, I gotta run, I’ll talk to you guys later!
Take care of yourselves okay!
Enjoy Life!
Bye!”

HAhahahaaaa!!!!!!
See!! It’s April Fools.
Let them figure that out for a bit.

I know, I know.
That wasn’t funny.

I was either gonna go with that or,

“My therapist says,
Hair Loss is the third stage of syphilis.”

Anyhoo,
Here’s a cool link for April Fools —> Top 100 April Fools Hoaxes