- I get carried away sometimes. http://t.co/8hMXtiIj #
- Okay. Fine. I am the lead singer for " Blue Toaster Scrambles." http://t.co/pD8VMVrS #
- "You got to hold on longer if you want your love to grow" – @sadeofficial http://t.co/NX0uqJOg #
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August 17,
It’s uncouth to tell the truth.
Enter scene:
Bowflex commercial on TV,
Father and Son watching:
Son: Daddy look! That machine makes you not be fat.
Daddy: Yeah, I know! I don’t want to be fat.
Son: But you ‘are’ fat.
Daddy: No, I am not!
Son: Yes you are!
(Son lifts Daddy’s shirt and taps his belly.)
Son: See! Right here.
—
He is lucky he is cute.
Or he will be out on the streets!
I learned something new.
A toddler will spit out any kind of food,
if it is too hot.
Except,
fresh baked chocolate cookies.
Instead of spitting it out,
they would rather suffer and shake.
/Add that to the list.
//Gives the kid a drink.
///Refrains from laughing.