March 1,

This is the way

To my fellow Mandalorian fanatics.

Season 3 starts today,
so let me share this audition photo
Nori and I submitted to Disney.

I didn’t get the part, of course.
But they did call and asked about the cat.

…and then it happened.

Regulation was over, down to Sudden Death Overtime.
Iginla slid down the puck to Crosby, after battling the corner with Suter.
Sidney Crosby, releases the puck onto Miller…

..and then it happened.

A historic Sonic Boom exploded
from every Canadian heart.

CANADA gets GOLD!

I just witnessed the greatest game of hockey
in this new generation.

Crosby removed his mouthpiece,
threw his gloves and stick on the ice,
Team Captain Neidermayer hugs him,
then Iginla hugs him,
then the whole team hugs him.
then Canadians hugged each other.

I hugged my son.
After he repeatedly screams at me for freakin’ him out.

Thank you to all the athletes.
Thank you, Canada.
I am proud to be one of you.

Je m’appelle Tyrone!
and Je suis Canadien!!!!

*Image credit to NBC
I paused my DVR and took a snapshot of history.
They might issue a letter to me to take this picture down
due to copyright rules, (I don’t know).
But they might, since they have no hearts and they all work for the devil.

— and a little video to end the Olympic fever.

New Song Added – Love and Affection

I don’t know why,
but I have been playing a lot of acoustic lately.

I am enjoying the rawness of it.

Anyway,
Here’s an old 80’s tune from the Nelson Brothers.

Remember the Nelson twins?
Probably not.

I totally forgot about them as well.

I just remembered them after watching
“The Suite life of Zack and Cody” marathon.

What?
The twins are funny!
I like the Disney channel.


Voices, All instruments and Percussion arrangements – Ty Martell
Music by – Nelson

Click here for lyrics.

Frrrrrriiidddaaaaayyyyyy!!!

Oh man! I have waited for this day since Monday.
You could stick a fork at me because
I am sooo done like a medium well TBONE steak!!

As I was walking home,
I noticed my shoelace were untied.
(I don’t blame them, they wanted to start their weekend too.)

My poor shoes, they are getting so worn out like a hooker’s jaw.
I stopped to tie them, as this one notorious guy approached me.
Offering me if I would like buy a “Playstation 2” for a 100 bucks.

“No thanks, I got one.” -I said proudly.
“Laptop, brand Spankin’ new, Intel 1.1 Gig. Untracable.”
“Nope.”
“Digital Camera?”
“No thanks.”
“X-BOX?”
“I’ll take two!!” Can I get it on Monday?
“Can’t bro’. They’ll be gone by then.

I have never been so tempted to grab him with me and get $100 dollars from the money machine,
and get my XBOX tonight!

Oooohh I can only imagine the flawless 3D games,
the new action releases,
the amazing enjoyment I would get.
That would be very nice.

As he walks away, with frustration on both our faces,
I yelled and asked him one more thing.

“Hey bud!
You happen to sell some shoes?”