Earlier this month, I got caught speeding down i-95.
My very first moving violation.

No!
My very first violation ever!

I have never had any ticket for anything.
Not even for parking.

Until now.

Oh well.
I guess it was going to happen sooner or later.
I was really hoping for later.

Now I am officially in their records.

So, in conclusion.
I would like to thank the Pick-up truck in front of me,
for blocking my view that’s why I didn’t get to see the Highway Patrol.

And to the SUV on my right side,
who wouldn’t give way so I can get back in the slower lane.

And thank you to the Police officer who had to choose from us three.

He chose the one in the sports car.
He can’t go wrong with that.

Good call, Sir.
Good call.