Enough of this “Being Lazy” streak!
Someone needs to update this site.
No more distractions and procrastinations!!!
Any volunteers?
No?
None?
Okay then.
I guess you’re stuck with me.
September 7,
Labor day!
Happy Labor Day to all!
Now what is this Labor Day? Or as they say it in Canada, Labour Day.
What is this holiday and why do we celebrate it?
I would like to think that it’s a day for Women in Labor.
Not that I like seeing women going through the pains of childbirth,
but because, everywhere I look, I see pregnant women everywhere.
It’s like the freakin’ baby boom generation all over again.
But no. It’s not that.
Labor day actually started in Canada.
A day spent celebrating the labor worker’s organizations.
That is a beautiful thing.
We recognize the rights and liberties of the common worker.
Now what does that mean for all of us?
Now listen to me, because this is important:
The Labor Day movement,
Signifies the fact
that at your place of work,
you can never be fired.
They can’t just lay you off neither.
Why?
Because Slaves have to be SOLD!
You see?
You see how much you learn here on this site?
Here at denofmusic.com
We may not be the best site out there,
But by gosh, we really like to think so.
Back from Break!
Ahh!
Fresh from a good break!
Revitalized and ready for writing more posts.
I am ready to exercise my carpal tunnel syndrome
with all the clicking and typing I will be doing here
to be able to share a whole lot of stuff for you!
If you believed any of what I just said,
then you have no idea how I have mastered the art of lying.
And laziness.
But!
Good thing Abbie already did the work for me.
I will now lead you to her site,
since what she wrote is pretty much
what I would post here.
Man!
It’s great to have friends like her!
Here you go! —> Just for S & G’s
–Oh and tell her thanks for me, please.
How True Is This?
Once upon a time,
the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a wasteland.
Parliament determined,
“Someone may steal from it at night.”
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Parliament wondered,
“How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”
So they created a planning department and hired two people,
one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Parliament said,
“How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?”
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people.
One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Parliament asked,
“How are these people going to get paid?”
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer,
then hired two people.
Then Parliament said,
“Who will be accountable for all of these people?”
So they created an administrative section and hired three people,
an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Parliament said,
“We have had this command in operation for one year
and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.”
So they laid off the night watchman.
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Sad but true.
PS: Time for us to unwind and relax.
be back in two weeks.