May 12,

Mother’s Day 2013

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Here’s my Mom trying to tell me to slow down
Because I was driving like a maniac.

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Always looking out for me.
Thanks, Mom.

And to all of you out there.
Word to your Mothers.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-12

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  • Down to Mexico – http://t.co/w5qiluj4 #
  • "Just because I couldn't do it today, doesn't mean I'm not going to be able to do it someday" – Arthur Boorman – http://t.co/N9X3WP8s #
  • Is it too late for a #StarWars all cast group pic? Of course not. http://t.co/YOj0BNVB #
  • A guitar with a custom carved gargoyle? Why yes. I do want it. http://t.co/NIAGvu4V #
  • Apparently a side effect of the meds I'm taking is enhanced irritability. I wonder if that would stand in court if I murder anyone. Or when. #
  • Walking with my shadow. http://t.co/844M7tlL #
  • Just feeling the sea. http://t.co/xO9tW1Fe #
  • Excuse me. What are your store hours? http://t.co/FaqWgPpK #
  • Shout out to these chills that are multiplyin' #
  • "You put your arms around me and I'm home." – @christinaperri #nowplaying #
  • Instagram is acting up weeks after it was purchased by Facebook. Coincidence? I think not. #
  • Come to think if it, if I was bought with billions of dollars, I would act up too. #
  • T-Mobile will start supporting the iPhone by year end. My AT&T contract expires around that time. Coincidence? I think not. #exodus #
  • If my stupid car won't start again. I'll tell you how. #waystopickmeup
    I think I got this hashtag wrong. #
  • Uuggh! This teeth grinding has to stop. #
  • I know it's old, but this is the best autotune so far. #sweetbrown #coldpop http://t.co/J8flJp9y #
  • You mean I have to go outside again today? It's dangerous outside. The civil war happened outside. #

Quote of the day

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“It’s funny how
when someone say they Love you,
you can’t really feel it.

But when they say
they don’t Love you anymore,
you can feel every ounce of what was drained
out of your entire being.”

– (Anonymous)

Who’s my team?

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Game 2 tonight.
Eastern Conference Final.

Who’s my team?

Click here.

I stayed up past midnight
listening to the game on the internet,
after 2 overtimes,
with a sweet 4-3 win, against the Sabres.

Sowwweeeet!

Good thing they won,
because I am not in a very good mood.

Either it’s my new diet,
or this schizophrenia kicking in.

No matter.
My team won, and that puts a smile on my face.
(Okay. Maybe there was no smile.)

**I’m terribly sorry about those pictures.
I had to show something that says “I’m a big Sens fan.”
but the only thing it showed is that “I have a big head.”

Here’s another Friday Five!

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Man!
This week’s questions are freaky!!

So, let’s just get on with it.

Here we go:

If you knew you were going to die on at specific day at a specific time, what’s the last…

1. song you would listen to?

—I would listen to Carl Off’s Carmina Burana.
It’s that song from the movie “The Omen” (I think it was)
Just to freak people out.

2. book you would read?

—My God? If I am about to die, I don’t think I have time to read a freakin book!
What a stupid questi….

oh no wait,

I always wanted to finish the KAMA SUTRA.
I can never get past the second technique.

3. person you would talk to?

—I would probably talk to the Doctor who told me I was dying.
And tell him he sucks at his job and to leave me the hell alone!
What a prick!

4. food you would eat?

—Haha! Like a last meal before they execute me?
I am pretty easy. Something that is easily prepared.
A nice juicy steak, with a side of salad made from blue flowers with red thorns.

5. goal you would accomplish?

—Solve “World Hunger.” And tell no one.
That’ll piss everybody off huh?

I mean, what are they gonna do?
Kill me?

———-
You know I just realized.
The more I try to be funny,
the more I suck at this.

So, just read my other friends’ answer to these questions.
I am sure theirs are way better.

Better yet, tell me yours.