April 23,

Easter 2011 / New Song

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It has always been tradition for me
to make a worship song every Easter.

This is another one we used to sing back in High School.
And it was taken from the Scriptures.

Beatitudes
by Mike Balhoff

I had to remix it to make it slower.
For some reason, I always play it fast.

I hope you’ll like my version of it.
I can’t really do justice on how the other members of
our High School Combo Club play the other parts.

So here’s
Beatitudes.

Covered by Yours truly.

HAPPY EASTER!
The one true Christmas.

Starting something new

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Now I am going to start something here.
I know it don’t matter much but it would be thought provoking.

Wednesday What If,
and Friday Five.

Basically, it’s just questions that’ll make one think.

You can email me what your answers are
and maybe I’ll post it up here.

Don’t worry,
Nobody reads this crap I write.

So here we go… I know it’s a day late, but what the heck.

WEDNESDAY WHAT IF

1. What if you awoke one morning to discover that, overnight,
everyone else in the world had perished, leaving you to be the sole human on the planet?

— This question is not fair, Who will help me to reproduce and continue the Human Race?
Then I will go to the nearest Sony Store. Hahaha!!

2. What if you awoke one morning to find that, overnight, you’d transformed into a member
of the opposite gender (if you’re a guy, you woke up as a girl, and vice versa)?

–Now the common joker would probably answer this question with a sexual innuendo.
Not me!! If this happens, I would be like,

– On behalf of all womankind,
Enough with the commercials about our period and Sanitary Napkins and Tampax crap!
I think people know already that if a woman has her period,
she will go and get something for it.
You don’t see guys advertising about Jock itch!

3. What if you awoke one morning to find that you were living in the year 3003?

— I’ll be like, Dude, where’s my car?

4. What if you awoke one morning to the realization that you had somehow
lost all four of your limbs?

–I’ll be like, Oh Shit. My secret zones itch.

5. What if you awoke one morning to discover that everyone in the world
looked exactly the same… including you?

–I’ll be like, Hey Dude, what’s your name again??

Leave it to me to mess this questions up.

The Phase

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I think my son is going through a phase.

It’s “Let’s see if Dad will kill himself if I don’t let him sleep” Phase.

I think I am still in the game.