“Hey.
Didn’t you say you’re gonna update this site more often?”

“Yes, I did.”

“Well, where are they?”

“Uhm. I didn’t really say when.
Plus you should know by now that my disorder is that I’m a compulsive liar.
In fact I’m lying to you right now.”

Gimme a break. I’m always on drugs since the surgery. And I’m also lazy.
You should know that by now too.

Wow.
One whole week of no posts.

It must have been one hell of a Birthday Party for me.

And when I say Party,
I meant
staying home,
watching Little Einsteins,
and wallowing in self pity.

No Matter!
Thank you to all for the greet!

Now I better go to bed.
I have to be early at work tomorrow.

Millions of people on welfare depend on me!