The Sens and Lightning played last night,
for the Hockey Eastern Conference Quarterfinals.

We got Five (5) ESPN Channels,
and not one aired the freakin’ game.

But let me tell you what they showed.

ESPN 1 ““ NFL draft news.

ESPN 2 ““ Something about NFL too

ESPN 3 ““ Sumo Wrestling

ESPN 4 ““ Off air.

ESPN 5 ““ Off air.

Sumo wrestling?
Come on!!!!!

As always,
I had to resort to hear the game on
nhl.com Internet Radio.

Just like in the old days.

It’s just not as exciting.
Even if I close my eyes,
and do the play by play in my head.

The last time I had the endurance
to listen at something that long on the radio, (that is not music)
was Zimatar.

And “Toning.”

I don’t really know where I was going with this post.
I just wanted to say, I wished I’ve seen that Hockey game on TV.

And I wanted to punch the guy in the face who thought of
putting Sumo Wrestling on, instead of Hockey.

I am sure, Sumo Wrestling is cool,
if you find gigantic Japanese men attractive and sexy.
Pushing and slapping each other,
wearing their loin cloths,
with their boobs jiggling like Hiroshima.

You know what, I am also not sure where I was going with that.

But yet,
here we are having this awkward conversation.

Funny how one thing can lead to another eh?
It’s like everything in this world is really connected to each other.

One minute we’re talking Hockey, and radios,
and punching someone in the face.
Then all of a sudden,
Japanese man boobies gets in the picture.

Think about it.
That’s pretty deep.

Go! Sens! Go!

You know the problem with kids nowadays?
They are stuck listening to the boy bands and girl bands that dominate the airwaves these days.

With words like “Oops, I did it again.”
and “As long as you love me,”
or “It’s gonna be meeeyy.”

Oh Lord, No wonder they go back to their schools and shoot everybody.
They have no way to release their anger.
They do not know what loud hard rock music is or was.
Music that screams.
Music that Rock.
Music with attitude.

MOTLEY CRUE is a perfect example of this.
I only know a couple of songs by them because
I somehow always get distracted by the women in their videos.

But anyways,
I bought this DVD for Tracy as they are her favorite band of all time.

The show started as the two Crue sluts came out in their sexy clothes.
(I am not kidding, they are actually called Crue Sluts.)
Then Mick Mars (The Silent Shredder) came out on stage,
reving up his guitar for “Kickstart My Heart.”

Then Nikki Sixx came out, spitting out his drink towards the audience.
A talent I still need to perfect.

Then I realized that they have a girl drummer.
Samantha Maloney from Hole is substituting for Tommy Lee’s replacement, Randy Castillo.

This is going to be an interesting show since Motley Crue never had a girl drummer before.
(Well, maybe Tommy Lee, but anyways…)

Everyone is so pumped up to start the show.
The Amps are blasting like a pipe bomb exploding in your ears.
Then all of a sudden, Jon Lovitz came out.
Oh wait! No!
It’s Vince Neil.

Oh man. I wished the producers told him about this concert months before
so he could have at least lost some weight.

I know, I know.They are getting old and this might have been their retirement plan tour,
but nevertheless, they still put on a good show.

As Tracy did not stop with the Headbanging.
This proved once again that they are one of the great contributors of Rock!
Plus Samantha was kickin’ some ass with them drums.

Check out their new album “LEWD..”
and their new catchy rock song, “White Punks on Dope.”

I give the DVD a 9 out of 10.
9 for the Pure Maximum Rock Fun, and the -1 for the lack of girls flashing.

Randy Castillo
1950 – 2002