August 1,

A Hot and Torrid Affair

I haven’t had time to do anything on this site.
I guess, when you have something new in your life,
You just can not stop thinking about it.

I must confess,
I have been spending a lot of time
and effort with my new hot affair.

I saw her not too long ago at the store.
She wasn’t too extraordinary,
But I have fantasized about her and me,
spending time with each other.

She has a long sexy body,
a smooth, gorgeous neck,
and a beautiful deep voice,
that just gives me total satisfaction.

I told Tracy about her.
I told her that I have never had anything like this.
She would totally give me pleasures I have never known.

Then Tracy actually gave me permission to go and get her.

But the only problem is,
I don’t know her name yet.

I have to have a name to introduce her to all my other women.
Delilah, Destiny and Desiree.

Would you help a guy out?

Here’s a picture of her.

Click here.

(A name that starts with the letter “D” would be great. Thanks)

Happy Birthday to my cousin Joie!

I haven’t finished your song request yet.
I promise I’ll finish it soon,
I have just gotten busy these past few days.

It all started when,
I sprained my wrist cooking dinner in the microwave the other night.
So I went to Walmart to get one of those ace wrap brace,
but I got stuck at the blood pressure machine right by the pharmacy,
so I just decided to go to the beach and take a relaxing walk,
but I think I caught a nasty cold while I was there.

I sneezed very loud and I think I bruised my lungs.
I also coughed three times in succession.
Though I have no other symptoms,
I thought I better take a nap just in case.

And last night, I thought of finishing your song,
as I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars,
thinking, “Where the hell is my ceiling”?

Okay okay!!
I was just too lazy!
I’m sorry.

I’ll do it sometime soon.

Happy Birthday again,
and hope you have a good one.

We love you very much!

Here are some of today’s cool links,

I choose Tiger Claw! —> Rock, Paper, Saddam
A new fragrance for women —> Gosh, Eau de toilette
Sacrifice your children —> War Pigs
Tombstone Generator —> tombstone.net
You know you want to —> laughatrice.com
Cool Sattelite images of your town —> terraserver.com

What’s the big deal?

What is the big deal about “Same Sex Marriages?”
What is it that makes people uncomfortable about this topic?

What, we don’t want to offend anybody?
Homosexual people have rights too?
It’s not traditional?
The Church won’t allow it?
Because Bush said so?

No.
That’s not it.
Let me tell you what the big deal is.

It’s not their rights.
It’s not their feelings.
It’s not religion.

The real reason why this issue is so taboo,
Is because of what goes on in their bedroom.
That’s it.
There, I’ve said it.

People imagine strange things happen in there, that they always shrug it off,
Because they don’t really want to admit that
they are thinking about two gay people having sex.
Fine.
Let them be,
Let them show their love for each other.

Funny thing is,
I know (and heard) that weird things also happen inside a heterosexual couple’s bedroom.
But fine.
Let them be as well.
Let them show their love for each other too.
Sometimes they love each other too much that
you would hear how much they hit and abuse their wives on the news.
You hear about genitals being cut.
Even worse, murder.

Divorce, Infidelity, Adultery, Pre-Nuptials, Money, Lawsuits, Alimony.

Let those people who want to get married, based on LOVE, be joined as one.
Let them be.
That’s their choice.

And if the Church is against it.
Let them be.
That’s the other choice.