October 8,

Hey! You!

I know you’re reading this.
You saw this post.

This is your reminder to update this site!
You lazy Ass!!

(Don’t mind that. That’s a message for myself.)

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-08

  • I hope this guy wins! // Canadian singer Marc Martel goes viral with Freddie Mercury imitation http://t.co/pHFQd9pO via @nparts #
  • Cherub who got my attention. http://t.co/6axAuuYd #
  • You'll know it when it comes. http://t.co/qqqBqSH3 #
  • It's amazing how these new Apple announcements devalue my phone by 98% in a matter of minutes. #
  • Just discovered the music of @christinaperri

    Is it possible to fall in love with a song at first hear?

    Yes! Yes it is.
    #arms #

  • Thank you, Mr. Jobs.
    Rest in peace. #visionary #apple #iPhone #
  • "Sometimes life is going to hit you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith."
    – Steve Jobs (Stanford Commencement Address, 2005) #
  • The man behind it all. http://t.co/wSjuqx0t #
  • Got the GM release of iOS5. I am loving the new notification system. No more interruptions. #

The Happiest Place On Earth

And we’re off!

Off to see the Mouse in Orlando.
The kid will be turning 7 next week
and I promised I’d take him to the happiest place on earth.

It’s funny what people think about
“The Happiest Place on Earth.”

Kids immediately know it’s Disney.
Women think it’s in Forks, Washington.

I personally think it’s wherever Kate Beckinsale is.

See you in a week!

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

“Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada, Ty?”

I was actually asked that question, a couple of years ago,
when we moved here to the States.

You see, I am not quick witted enough.

All I answered was,

“Yes, we do. But we have it in October.”

What I should have said was:

“Yes, we do. But only on Thanksgiving.”

–
I guess I didn’t say the latter because,
everybody perceives Canadians as polite and proper.

But in all honesty, I did not say that answer because,
I live in the States now, and people here have guns.

And they will use them.

So, this Thanksgiving.
I guess I am thankful that I am still alive.

For now.

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!