August 3,

Anyone can cook

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You remember that movie, Ratatouille?
With the chef’s motto “anyone can cook?”

Well, I have always admitted that I am not very good at it.
I mean, I can cook, I am just not really into it.
I just like the eating part.

I can’t even stand the directions on the recipes.
I am not going to check the oven if the meat is tender!
I am not going to take out the tray and stir.
I do not even have the patience to boil water?
Why should I do that? I am not a Chemist.

Can you blame me?
I came from a family of brilliant cooks.
My Mother alone can feed an entire village with just 2 or three ingredients.
And they pretty much took over the kitchen and preferred that I stayed out of their way.

I can feed myself, there’s no question about that,
but I am just not into the whole preparation and trouble of making food.

So it has always been a dilemma whenever I try to feed the kid.

But today,
Today he gave me the most wonderful compliment with what I have prepared for him.

And I quote:

“Dad, when you get old and about to die,
you should give me the recipe to this Hotdog Sandwich. It’s amazing!”

HA!
Suck on that Wolfgang Puck!

Tweets from 2012-08-04

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  • I forgot how useless I am whenever the Olympics are on.
    I’m kidding. I didn’t forget. #
  • Dear Life,
    are you ever gonna give me the chance to go to London in my time? Or any part of Europe?
    No?
    I didn’t think so. #bitch #
  • "Believe that you can do it, Because you can." – Bob Ross – http://t.co/tcRSlo8c #
  • The Violin Bow blew my mind! – What Makes You Beautiful (5 Piano Guys, 1 piano) – http://t.co/IW3bxQFe #
  • I don’t know what I’m scared of and what the hell I’m waiting for? #mountainlion #geek http://t.co/WaBkZ3Cp #

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Why? – #2

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And why do I cover a lot of other people’s music?

Why?

Because I am not too good at making my own. My brain doesn’t work that way.

If an original thought ever come across my head, I might actually die.
Or release some bodily fluids.

Or both.

Beaches of the South – Update

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It has been almost three (3) months,
since I started the South Beach diet.
I wish I had pictures to show my progress,
or a chart to see where I am and how much weight I lost.

But I won’t do that.
It is rude to brag about achievements,
since it might be taken ill by some people.

(39!!)

So let me just share to you what I have learned from it so far.

First. – I AM TIRED.

I get tired very easily.
I don’t know why.
But I am always tired.

Second. – I AM LIGHT.

I move a lot quicker.
Especially when I play guitar.
My fingers are a bit faster too.
And I can see the frets.
Maybe because my belly sticks out so much before
that the guitar was so far from me.

Third. – I AM STRONG.

I did the Groceries today.
And before, when I spend 80 dollars worth of groceries,
It takes 2 plastic bags and
I need two hands to carry them.
Now, I carry them with one hand,
in one plastic bag.

Okay maybe that last one was because of Inflation.

Stupid laws of Economics.