- I don’t want to brag but,
that nap was EPIC! # - “I hang my head and I advertised, ‘A soul for sale or rent.’” #
- “Was it all wasted? All that love?” #saveme #
- Hey, Forever!
What the hell happened to you? #lies # - Saying “No” to something that meant the world to you is more exhausting than you think. #ThingsILearnedToday #
- Now the clouds come and the rain starts. Just to complete the mood. #
- Oh hello, Monday. What will it be today? The usual? Okay. I’ll turn around.
Whoa! Your hands are cold! # - Fact: Most people are only nice when they need a favour. #
- You look nice today! #ineedafavour #
- Fact: People always let you know how little sleep they got. #ionlyhad2hours #
- A friend of mine sent me this.
It’s disturbingly true. #funny http://t.co/1We0MoNJ # - I wonder why I get followed by fashion accounts here. Must be from that time I bought a Jessica McClintock dress from eBay. #didnotfitme #
- My God, Monday! Aren’t you done with me yet? #
- Launch / @iSubApp / Shuffle / All Folders / Enjoy #music #
- That’s great.
Now I’m craving some good soup.
Or noodles. #foodtweets # - For the kids who don’t know Phyllis Diller, she’s the voice of the Queen in “A Bug’s Life.” Princess Atta and Dot’s Mom. #GreatActress #RIP #
- Everytime I read the Nearby Tweets on my twitter client, scares the bajeebus out of me. #avoidghettooption #
- Haha! Trying this new Avatar. Let the unfollow count commence. #imsorry #
- It was raining so hard on the way home, I had to turn off the radio so I can see better. #
- I’m going to bed, Twitter. You coming?
I promise I’ll behave. #maybe # - I even creeped myself out there. #sorry #
- This quote. Who said it? I like him. http://t.co/Vn3aJPao #
- I like this one too. #quote #truth http://t.co/RcNlOAml #
- I don’t get the non stop game invites here too. : ) RT @leriemartell: im on twitter because im hiding from ppl on my facebook! #
- It's simple. Spock vaporizes Rock! #bigbangtheory http://t.co/hCblMKmr #
- Screw it. I changed it back. I looked like an old man preying on girls 20 years younger than me on that pic. #creepy #datelineguy #
- I knew I shouldn’t have picked this face at the plastic surgery catalogue. #itwasonsale #
- Am I the only one excited about the severe thunderstorm that’s about to hit this area? #stormfan #
- Wow. Someone lent me their umbrella just in case I get caught in the rain while I’m out. Is that that “good karma” they’re talking about? #
- Ooh!! Here comes the rain!
Let’s play some Eurythmics music. # - Shout out to this rain that just came.
Falling on my head like a memory or a new emotion. # - Holy crap! That thunder was scary! I wish my nanny was here singing me her favourite things at times like this. Then I won’t feel so bad. #
- Weird thing about @iaminigomontoya replying to me was, my first name is Tyrone. The name of the guy he was looking for. #5fingercheck in reply to iaminigomontoya #
- Thanks to your post @EireannDolan !
I had a tweet exchange with @iaminigomontoya
I will not win this one. #inconceivable # - “Save Me” – Queen #ASongIKnowAllTheLyricsTo #
- “Somebody” – @depechemode #ASongIKnowAllTheLyricsTo #
- Funny how they say that “Time heals all wounds” when it really doesn’t. It just redirects your pain somewhere else. #neverthesame #truth #
- This @Fender 60's Strat is on sale for 1050$ with 50$ off. I just need to come up with the thousand bucks! #classictone http://t.co/UbOdwqEM #
- Your face. #ThingsINeverGetTiredOfSeeing #
- A great storm cloud. #ThingsINeverGetTiredOfSeeing http://t.co/ZxZgjQWr #
- Nothing changed on how I eat lunch from my college days.
I still eat alone. Still have a sandwich and coke.-Except now my coke has rum. #
- Guess who got caught out in the rain? #raiseshand #soaked #
- There should be a day where twitter users recommend who to follow on this thing. #
- Oh Friday. I have nothing left for you.
The last 4 days bullied me. # - Haha! Thanks. You’re funny.
RT @duranobsessed: #FF @denofmusic !!!! ;)) x #
- You guys. No lie. I dreamt that @SimonJCLeBON and I were best friends and we were singing. At a @duranduran party. #didntwanttowakeup #
- Then he told me to stop. Or something. I couldn’t really hear him. #
- #FF @duranobsessed –
She’s got great taste in music. : ) # - “I can’t Brain today.
I haz da dumb.” # - Which reminds me.
Better go check Facebook for a sec. # - My people love me. Especially when I go to Burger King and wear the crown. RT @duranobsessed: #FF @denofmusic He got great taste in people! #
- You’ll know it when it comes. #floralfriday http://t.co/yKLHJJ88 #
- And I choose this one for #flashbackfriday #dontjudgeme http://t.co/ozIcKffF #
- “I need to hide away from the pain. There’s something out there I can’t resist.” – Heart #flashbackfriday @officialheart #
- Shout out to my Angel.
She's still a Centerfold. # - Damnit @abbietaylor67 !!
I have no moves! #snicker #hihihi http://t.co/qm3evNlE # - This chocolate bar is not just hitting the spot. It’s kicking that spot’s ass too. #nomnom #
- I will never be as smooth as this Smooth Canadian. http://t.co/pipkR4V5 #
- “What the hell was that?” – #WordsThatDescribeMe #