A couple of days ago, I was talking to some insurance people on the phone,
and when our conversation ended
She wished me a Merry Christmas.
But at the same breath, she said
“I hope you didn’t get offended, with me saying so.”

Offended?

Because you greeted me a Merry Christmas?

I was actually more bothered that she assumed I was.

These politically correct people are really driving me nuts.
Some people have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

What?
That was a politically correct insult.
I am safe.

I think.