Tonight, I helped the Ottawa Senators
win game 3 against the Flyers.

How did I do it?

During the crucial moment when they really need to score,
I switched to another channel.

Yup.
Everytime I watch them, they lose.
You know why they lost Game 2? I watched the whole game.

I sometimes have to force myself to watch crappy tv shows like
Popstars or any reality show.

Hopefully, we get Game 4 too.
Let’s check the TV guide what else is on that day.

Ooohhhh! Scooby doo on The Movie Network.
If I was Shaggy.. I’ll be like – Zooiikkss!!