At DTW – Detroit Airport:
1) -1130- This place is huge. I’m freakin’ starving! Gonna find me some nourishment.
2) -1252- That’s the fifth guy I saw with an iPad. (Bastard! I hate you!) I want one.
3) -1300- You know, I’m not much into “people watching,” but man, these people are crazy!
4) -1309- Good God, Sir! I don’t think your friend on the phone is deaf. Can he not hear you or you just like attention?
5) -1322- I learned this guy’s life story and medical condition just because he talks so loud on the phone. Maybe I should do the same and blurt out about my epileptic anus.
6) -1327- Nevermind. I farted on him.
I’m leaving.
7) -1333- Been listening to Tenacious D this whole time. It really fills my heart with Heavy Metal Rage!
8 ) -1400- Alright. Gonna board soon. The Pilot is here. I think he’s drunk.
#5 – LOL
#6 – busted my gut laughing.
Have fun!!!
hihihi š
I think he heard me too.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… as usual sumakit na naman ang tawa ko sa katitiyan. I was reading it aloud (5&6) while at the office and my officemate was laughing with me. (Siyemfre walang boss). But it is very true those a……..s, even on the bus this kind of people pissess me off. Imagine I’m losing sleep (on the bus) because of them.