I think women will agree with me
when I say that Men are not as sweet or as caring
as they used to be towards them.
You know what I mean,
roses, chocolates, love letters, talking on the phone for hours,
open doors, assist you when you sit, sweet talks, whispering of sweet nothings,
kissing, nibbling, holding hands, saying I love you’s…
and just the effort of giving in to whatever the woman needs.
Sounds like a romantic novel or a girlie movie film right?
This also was manifested in the old, medieval days of Knights and Princesses,
Kings and Queens, Rich girls and poor farm boys… You know the stories.
Let’s say, a damsel is in distress, a lady or a princess is in need,
where she waits for her Knight in a shining armour, with his Noble white horse,
eager to rescue her from the deadly grasps of a fire breathing dragon,
on the highest tower of it’s lair.
The elegant, brave and charming Knight
faces all obstacles, hindrances and challenges that comes his way.
And he conquers them all with no fear, just to rescue the love of his life.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
See, this is what women want.
This is what they dream of.
Their Knight in shining armour, coming to their rescue.
This is Chivalry.
This is what they say is dead.
But I beg to disagree.
Chivalry is very much alive in our very own modern day to day living.
We just have to look at it in a very different way.
Let me prove my point.
Let me tell you a story about a guy I know.
This guy, let’s name him….say …Sir Tyrone from the land of Guitaria.
Finds out that his desired woman .. let’s name her…say…
Princess Tracy from the Kingdom of Medicina.
He finds out that his woman is out of a very necessary commodity…let’s say….Coffee.
This is a very important need especially in the hours of sunrise.
Our brave Knight would not let her Princess be in a dire predicament,
so he tries to asses the situation.
Since it’s already in an unholy hour of 10:00 at night,
and our Knight is also not feeling well, from sneezing and sinus allergies
he acquired from going to the park,
he presented himself to go out on a journey,
to fulfill his quest, amidst the dark and suspicious road
that leads to the Dragon’s Lair (“Convenience store”).
He courageously rides his noble steed (“the car”),
and attentively drove off, while dodging perilous obstacles, (“road hazards, pot holes, other cars…etc.”)
Arrives at his destination, confident to find the said article of goods,
which was in aisle 6,
and proudly acquire his lady’s favorite brand.
But to his horror and dismay, the one that her lady desires was not there.
An empty portion of the shelf, right beside the decaf ones.
God forbid if our hero brings back decaf!
So he thinks quickly.
Sees the lady by the counter who obviously was not in a good mood
for working late at night (“The Dragon”).
Our Hero asks her if they have the desired article in stock somewhere in the back.
She answered,
“We only got what you see in the shelf” quite rudely. (“Bad Dragon”)
Sir Tyrone got a whiff of the lady’s breath
which was somewhat on the unpleasant side. (“Bad Fire-breathing dragon”).
Our hero attempts to smile, and hold his breath at the same time.
(“Bravery and quick wit at a time of pressure”)
Quickly returns to the shelf and tried to think.
He thought hard.
Then he saw a glimpse of the desired article at the back,
right beside a weird Italian brand which I can not pronounce.
Grabs it and seized the moment!
He Carpe’d the Cafe!
He returns to his lovely lady,
presenting her with her treasure,
and pays him back with a smile and a kiss.
It’s all worth it, for that one kiss.
End of story.
In conclusion,
Chivalry is not dead.
Just out of stock.
That must have been the stupidest post I have ever done.
Shheeeeeeeessshhh!!!
Anyway,
Here are some cool links for us to get our minds off of this crap.
A panoramic view of world places —> Geo Images
My heart line says it’s full of Big Mac —> Palm Reading
Remember the old Atari game TANK? —> Turbo Tanks
Yet another Pingu – Yeti Game —> Yeti Sports