Ok.
Santa called last night.

I apologize about yesterday’s post.
I was upset.
And confused.
And drunk.
(I’m just kidding. I wasn’t confused)

But you do understand why I was furious, right?

Anyway.
Let’s just carry on with the Christmas shopping and
enjoy the agony of commercialism.

**UPDATE
Nope. As I found out,
it wasn’t Santa who called.
It was one of his Elves.

I guess he has to have someone do the dirty work for him.